127 lines
4 KiB
JavaScript
127 lines
4 KiB
JavaScript
import BasicPage from "../../components/basic-page-template";
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import WCard from "../../components/werefox-card";
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import TCard from "../../components/testimonial-card";
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import axios from "axios";
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// Async functions to grab user avatars server-side
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export const getIcon = async ({ json, name }) =>
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await axios.get(json).then(
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({ data }) => [name, data["icon"]["url"]],
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(error) => {
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console.log(error);
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return [name, null];
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}
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);
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export const getStaticProps = async () => {
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const promises = Object.entries(USERS).map(([name, { json }]) =>
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getIcon({ name, json })
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);
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const iconUrls = await Promise.all(promises);
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return {
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props: {
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iconUrls: iconUrls.reduce(
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(acc, [name, url]) => ({ ...acc, [name]: url }),
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{}
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),
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},
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};
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};
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// This is where you put the testimonial users' info
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const USERS = {
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colabunny: {
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json: "https://yiff.life/@colabunny.json",
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url: "https://yiff.life/@colabunny",
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content: '"please stay your jokes are funny and smart"',
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},
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ElfLord: {
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url: "https://freedom.horse/@ElfLord",
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json: "https://freedom.horse/@ElfLord.json",
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content: `"Someday I'm gonna visit you in Texas, and when I get there, I'm going to realize you don't live in Texas at all, and I'm in the wrong state"`,
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},
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Decimal: {
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url: "https://plush.city/@Decimal",
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json: "https://plush.city/@Decimal.json",
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content: `"I will appreciate the heck out of you any day"`,
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},
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skelly: {
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url: "https://redroo.ml/@skelly",
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json: "https://redroo.ml/@skelly.json",
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content: `"this an an official invitation for any one of you to put 'fuck you i dont give testimonials' as a testimonial by me on your profile"`,
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},
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Drako_Fenris: {
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url: "https://yiff.life/@Drako_Fenris",
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json: "https://yiff.life/@Drako_Fenris.json",
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content: `"[Alexis' future wife] lives in the ether yet to be revealed. she awaits the day her big tiddie goth gf rides in on her unicorn and rescues her."`,
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},
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"00dani": {
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url: "https://vulpine.club/@00dani",
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json: "https://vulpine.club/@00dani.json",
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content: `"*falls in love with you* haha whoopsies 😳"`,
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},
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Gumby: {
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url: "https://puppy.cafe/@Gumby",
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json: "https://puppy.cafe/@Gumby.json",
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content: `"im love alexis a lot 💚 🐀"`,
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},
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AshBunny: {
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url: "https://vulpine.club/@AshBunny",
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json: "https://vulpine.club/@AshBunny.json",
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content: `"heck. I don't think I can take all of this support."`,
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},
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heatherhorns: {
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url: "https://plush.city/@heatherhorns",
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json: "https://plush.city/@heatherhorns.json",
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content: `";~;
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gpsd gosh"`,
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},
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MutoShack: {
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url: "https://functional.cafe/@MutoShack",
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json: "https://functional.cafe/@MutoShack.json",
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content: `"yess w'all say nice things! usually "alexis is the good" and "alexis is the gay"
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because it is the truth"`,
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},
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immychan: {
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url: "https://antabaka.me/@immychan",
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json: "https://antabaka.me/@immychan.json",
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content: `"Oh damn you're cute 😳"`,
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},
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nautilee: {
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url: "https://dragon.style/@nautilee",
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json: "https://dragon.style/@nautilee.json",
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content: `"...how are you so goshdarn cute"`,
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},
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lindsays: {
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url: "https://hackers.town/@lindsays",
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json: "https://hackers.town/@lindsays.json",
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content: `"Regarding @shadow8t4 : She's an amazing, sweet, beautiful dork, and a spectacular best friend. also, a butt."`,
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},
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};
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export default function Testimonials({ iconUrls }) {
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return (
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<BasicPage page_title="Werefox Testimonials" card_title="Testimonials!">
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<WCard>
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<p className="p-6 text-lg text-center text-werefox-blue-dark dark:text-werefox-blue">
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Sometimes, people say some nice things about me. Here are some
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examples!
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</p>
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</WCard>
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{Object.keys(USERS).map((user) => (
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<TCard
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key={USERS[user].url}
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src={iconUrls[user]}
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alt={`${user}'s Avatar`}
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url={USERS[user].url}
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user={user}
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innerText={USERS[user].content}
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/>
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))}
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</BasicPage>
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);
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}
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